What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
A firefly with a short circuit.
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
Where do they produce Christian films?
A book just fell on my head.
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
Where do cats go on vacation?
Can February March?