What do you call a Russian flea?
A Moscow-ito.
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
What animal has the worst mood swings?