What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
A snack attack.
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?