What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
March Sadness.
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Why do mice need oiling?
What do you give a sick lemon?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?