Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
It makes love a bad thing.
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What does a panda ghost say?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
Do you have the best ceiling?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?