What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
The aarrrrr-ctic ocean.
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
Why do cows wear bells?
How do you compliment a cat?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
Did you know about April 1st?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?