Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
Because they always pig out!
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
What's the friendliest national park?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?