Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
Because it's made of hide.
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How do you get a country girl to like you?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
What vegetables make the best music?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?