What does a panda ghost say?
Bam-boo.
How do billboards talk?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
What table can you never sit at?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
Why are maps such great therapists?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?