Do you have the best ceiling?
No, but it's up there.
Why did the duck cross the road?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?