Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
It was a cattle dog.
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Why is a doctor always calm?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Where do hamsters come from?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
Why do rodents make the best runners?