What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
The aqua-marines!
Why did the frog have a long face?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?