Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
Because they are arch enemies.
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
Why do librarians never make plans?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?