What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
Good-pie everyone.
What do little fish love to play with?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What is the coolest country?