What do you call a clock on a road trip?
A time traveler.
What does winter fat turn into?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
What is the best type of science to study with your family?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?