What's a pirate's favorite letter?
You may think it's R, but it's really the C that they love.
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What do you call a tired tree?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
What's the saddest part of the week?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?