What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
No, sir. I didn't miss it at all.
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?