Why do librarians never make plans?
Because their weekends are always booked up.
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
Where would you put an injured insect?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?