When fish play football, who is the captain?
The team's kipper.
Which bird would make a great farmer?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
Where does water do all its banking?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
Why does Jesus drive so much?