Where do kangaroos like to eat?
IHOP® and hop and hop.
Why are ET's eyes so big?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?