Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Because it has long-distance runners on each side.
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
Why can't you trust a pig?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?