What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
A royal flush.
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
What do rich squirrels eat?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?