Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
They have horns aplenty!
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
Where do stars go to college?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?