Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
They're born out of decorated eggs.
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
Where do you take sick ponies?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
Why do bees gossip?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?