What do you get when two plants kiss?
Tulips!
What do you eat on July 5th?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
Why was the pirate late for work?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What superpower do all middle children have?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
What do trees wear to the lake?
How do eggs end a TV show?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?