Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
She wanted a baker's dozen!
Why do trees hate going to school?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
What fish loves to play in a band?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
Why are cats good at playing video games?