Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
They can tell the best carrot.
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What do you call a pig thief?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?