Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
Because they peel!
When do ghosts love to go camping?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
What games do ants play with elephants?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
It's Crowded!
Why do plants hate algebra?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?