What do you call a pig thief?
A hamburglar.
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
What's black and white and red all over?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
Which animal will never go bald?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?