Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Because he was a dirty double-crosser.
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
What does an evil hen lay?
Why was the computer cold at work?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
What kind of music do planets like?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?