Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
Because it rained on his parade.
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
What fish sings the best?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?