What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
Santa clause.
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
What sport is full of interior designers?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
Why did the cat go to medical school?