Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Because it has its own scales.
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
What's a forklift?
Why do elephants have trunks?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?