Why do math teachers love March?
Because of pi day!
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
Why did the snake cross the road?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Which cats love to be petted?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
Which dog belongs in a band?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?