Why are teddy bears never hungry?
They are always stuffed.
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
What is the smallest lion?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
Why did the computer run out of money?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
What makes pirates such good singers?
What animal has more lives than a cat?