Which cats love to be petted?
Purrrr-sians.
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?