What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
The cold shoulder.
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
Why do cats give such great massages?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?