What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
A tooth pic.
Why was the artichoke so generous?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
What car always breaks the rules?