Which dog belongs in a band?
A bass-et hound.
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
Why didn't the melons get married?
What famous scientist will try anything?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
What's the slowest 5k?
Why don't ants get sick?
How did the pirate call his mother?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?