Why did the snake cross the road?
To get to the other ssssside!
How do lawyers say goodbye?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
How do billboards talk?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
Why do mice need oiling?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?