Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn't chicken.
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
What's the world's weakest animal?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
What do you call a magical reptile?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?