Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
Because it tickles their ivories.
How do you get kids to do something?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
How do you measure a millennial?