Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?
She finally gets her husband out of the house.
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What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
Why did the goal post get angry?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?