Why is Michael Phelps never late?
He always arrives in world record time.
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
How do bunnies stay fit?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
What happens when a frog's car dies?