Two silkworms got in a fight.
It ended in a tie.
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
What game does a rabbit always win?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
What nationality is Santa Claus?