How do you get kids to do something?
Tell them not to do it.
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
Why did the frog starve?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?