How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
With a pumpkin patch!
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
Someone stole my mood ring!
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?