How do you measure a millennial?
In Insta-grams.
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Why is it hard to hire a clown?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
What makes pirates such good singers?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?