Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
They can lighten your load.
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
How does a squid go into battle?