Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
Students give them apples on the first day of school!
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
Why was the math book sad?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?